I Love To Bone Vargskelethor (Ft. Hot Dad)

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[Verse 1]
Ooh, it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh so tight
Anime pillows decorate these inner walls
As I'm rattling around in these dark halls
I search the internet for some clues
I throw up when I see naked women, I'm so confused
This isn't what sex could be
Vaginas and butts are for poo-poo and pee-pee

[Chorus]
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night
Here in my coffin, oh so tight
I've got no dick, but I love to bone
On this night, I'm all but alone
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night
My cheap pillow waifu feels so right
I've got no dick, but I love to bone
On this night, I'm all but alone

[Verse 2]
A dark night of melancholia
I open up a book filled with genitalia
Oh my god, page after page of naked dudes?
Why is the hair on his penis called pubes?
I call a doctor to ask if this is true
He answers with anger, "Who the hell are you?"
I slam down the telephone and then I scream
Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream?

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