Home Gym Class Heroes

[Verse 1]
I'm just an oxymoron in a song when I'm straight bent
Intoxicated on sobriety, irony makes sense
I'm tryin' to make a livin', you diein' to pay the rent
Why you lyin' for forgiveness, when I ain't givin' you shit?
My original plan was to live as a starvin' artist but
Starvin' artist die hungry, dress bummy
OMG, LOL, capital HEO
See a lot of 'em talk, half of 'em ain't paid
Know, truthfully I walk it out, like Dre say
Bought my car on 106, but now it's missin' like AJ
I played it smart, with a little to the side
Bought a bar in New York, where I sit and swallow my pride

[Hook]
I'm home and they've been missin' me since I've been gone
That's why your Mrs is been hittin' me on my phone
Little man, had a plan, now he grown, not do along for too long
Sing the song everybody
I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home

[Bridge 1]
I know I've been gone for too long, but I'm back, homecoming
I know y'all missed me, don't even play, I'm home now though

[Verse 2]
I'm back, your boy did it, look how he shitted on 'em
He's like hard division, consider him a problem
Subtract me from the game, now that's a bad equation
Add the fact, this industry's whack, now check your calculations
He's the equivalent of MC squared
Multiplied by eight kimbos, plain and simple
When I'm not to the nearest tenth hell, it's just a waste of time
I'm stingy, I only make sense to myself
If wealth was the truth, then it should by a man's happiness
Why the hell you think I'm smilin' so hard while I'm rappin' this
Ay Dios fuckin' Mio
The whole world got their eye balls in my keyhole
And that's why I keep the Lysol close by 'cause currency is dirty
Especially when you got it stacked miles high
They say money changed me, that's a no, no
I just don't roll with bums, no hobo