Once Upon a Time Frank Zappa
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FZ: Once upon a time, way back a long time ago, when the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than Mark Volman...
Mark: Oh, thank you, Frank. And don't misspell it, that's not Marc Bolan, that's Mark Volman. Hiya, friends! I wanna welcome each an' every one of ya, I wanna say to you tonight, I feel great. I mean, I feel great! Everywhere I go people are always comin' up to me, and they say, "Mark... Mark, Mark..."
(Mark! Mark! Mark!)
Mark: "Mark, are you kidding?" Lemme tell you this, friends: I AM NOT KIDDING. I mean, I am portly, and I am maroon. Well, how many people here tonight can guess what I am?
FZ: I... don't...
Howard: I can't guess what you are
Jim: Not me
Mark: Well, then I'll give you some clues. And the first clue is, I AM PORTLY. Does that help?
FZ: Not much
Howard: No, I don't know who you are
Mark: OK, I got one. Clue number two: I AM DOUBLE KNIT. That helped?
FZ: No, not much
Howard: What do you mean?
Mark: Ahem; well then, I have to give you one more clue, I know this is gonna give it away and I hate like damn to tell you this, but clue number three, ICH BIN MAROON
Howard: Ahhhh, you're a Sofa!
FZ: Way back a long time ago, when the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than Mark Volman...
Mark: Thank you, Frank
FZ:...trying to convince each and every member of this extremely hip audience here tonight that he was nothing more, nothing less, than a fat, maroon sofa, suspended in the midst of a great emptiness, a light shined down from Heaven. And there He was, ladies and gentlemen, the Good Lord, and He took a... He took a look at the sofa, and He said to himself: "Quite an attractive sofa. This sofa could be commercial..."
Mark: Thank you, Frank, hiya friends!
FZ: "...with a few more margaritas and the right company. However, I digress. What this sofa needs," said the Big G., "is a bit of FLOORING underneath of it." And so, in order to make this construction project possible, He summoned the assistance of the celestial choir of engineers and, by means of a cute little song in the German language, which is the way He talks whenever it's Heavy Business, the Good Lord went something like this... take it away, Jim Pons:
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag
(Hey!)
Unter diesem fetten, fließenden Sofa
(Everybody!)
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag
Unter diesem fetten, fließenden Sofa
Mark: Oh, thank you, Frank. And don't misspell it, that's not Marc Bolan, that's Mark Volman. Hiya, friends! I wanna welcome each an' every one of ya, I wanna say to you tonight, I feel great. I mean, I feel great! Everywhere I go people are always comin' up to me, and they say, "Mark... Mark, Mark..."
(Mark! Mark! Mark!)
Mark: "Mark, are you kidding?" Lemme tell you this, friends: I AM NOT KIDDING. I mean, I am portly, and I am maroon. Well, how many people here tonight can guess what I am?
FZ: I... don't...
Howard: I can't guess what you are
Jim: Not me
Mark: Well, then I'll give you some clues. And the first clue is, I AM PORTLY. Does that help?
FZ: Not much
Howard: No, I don't know who you are
Mark: OK, I got one. Clue number two: I AM DOUBLE KNIT. That helped?
FZ: No, not much
Howard: What do you mean?
Mark: Ahem; well then, I have to give you one more clue, I know this is gonna give it away and I hate like damn to tell you this, but clue number three, ICH BIN MAROON
Howard: Ahhhh, you're a Sofa!
FZ: Way back a long time ago, when the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than Mark Volman...
Mark: Thank you, Frank
FZ:...trying to convince each and every member of this extremely hip audience here tonight that he was nothing more, nothing less, than a fat, maroon sofa, suspended in the midst of a great emptiness, a light shined down from Heaven. And there He was, ladies and gentlemen, the Good Lord, and He took a... He took a look at the sofa, and He said to himself: "Quite an attractive sofa. This sofa could be commercial..."
Mark: Thank you, Frank, hiya friends!
FZ: "...with a few more margaritas and the right company. However, I digress. What this sofa needs," said the Big G., "is a bit of FLOORING underneath of it." And so, in order to make this construction project possible, He summoned the assistance of the celestial choir of engineers and, by means of a cute little song in the German language, which is the way He talks whenever it's Heavy Business, the Good Lord went something like this... take it away, Jim Pons:
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag
(Hey!)
Unter diesem fetten, fließenden Sofa
(Everybody!)
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag
Unter diesem fetten, fließenden Sofa
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