Museum Herman's Hermits

I drink sweet wine for breakfast
I slept but an hour or so
I smiled a little in the silence
Deciding on where to go

"Meet me under the whale
At the natural history museum"
I think that's what she said
A little bit sad about having to leave then

Yawning in the sun
It's like a child I run
Doo doo doo doo doo do
Doo doo doo doo doo do

Don't do it if you don't want to
I wouldn't do a thing like that
Now don't do it if you don't want to
I wouldn't do a thing like that

So little do you think of beauty
Isn't it a shame, what ho
Maybe you should go get your flowering
And make all your troubles go

There she stood in drag
Looking cool in Astrakhan
She's lookin' a little wiped out
She said I looked like Peter Pan