She Used To Be Mine Bowling for Soup

She used to kiss me every morning
She used to laugh at my jokes
She used to sit across the table at the Sweetwater Tavern
Drinking rum and cokes

I used to put my hands on her
But not like Prince in Purple Rain
I used to tell her that I really like crazy
She responded by being insane

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I gave her all my time
She used to blow my mind
I used to make her cry
And she used to be mine

She took the pickles off my burger
And fed me fries while I drove
I used to ask her if I could do her front in the shower
She would laugh and say, 'No.'

We used to go to bed early (We used to go to bed at 10)
And do all of the things (Do all of the things)
I used to go with her to yoga
Cause it made her wanna do more things (Like downward dog)