Sonic’s Best Pal Starbomb

[Intro: Dan Avidan, Kids]
Hey kids! Would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails?
Eat a dick!
Great! Here we go!

[Verse 1: Dan Avidan]
Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all
When the world needed saving, he would answer the call
His little friend Tails a part of the team
But he was shitty and small, and had low self-esteem
So when they gathered all the Chaos Emeralds
Tails hid them and put them under his genitals
He pawned them all in a spending spree
For his crippling addiction to PCP
"Come on," Sonic said, "Let's go collect rings
And run through the meadow and jump on springs
We'll laugh and we'll play all day and all night
Why your eyes are red, Tails, are you feeling alright?"

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
Yo, fuck your rings, Sonic, it's time to get real
I wanna kill a motherfucker just to see how it feels
If you dare to come at me, you better come at me strong
I'll break your sorry-ass legs if you look at me wrong
I'm Tails the fox, you little bitch, and I'm on the attack
My endocrine system is fucking riddled with crack
Now I've got hallucinations that are out of control
And I can taste colors, and I'm gonna skull fuck your soul