Out of wedlock is my son
Two bastards now instead of one
What can publicly be done?
To rectify my honor
Oh, a wedding
That'll see me through
I'll hitch to father number two
Rent me Scotland, that'll do
Just say it's for Madonna
Get me a castle, nice and old
Lots of armor, lots of mold
We'll get headlines, nice and bold
Or my careers a goner
Tartan for the bride and groom
A few close friends
There ain't much room
Stings place for the honeymoon
If we can stand the squalor
Oh, lets do that Scotland thing
Whiskey and a highland fling
Limo waiting in the wing
To whisk you where you wanna
(Have you got the rhyme scheme on this one?)
Two bastards now instead of one
What can publicly be done?
To rectify my honor
Oh, a wedding
That'll see me through
I'll hitch to father number two
Rent me Scotland, that'll do
Just say it's for Madonna
Get me a castle, nice and old
Lots of armor, lots of mold
We'll get headlines, nice and bold
Or my careers a goner
Tartan for the bride and groom
A few close friends
There ain't much room
Stings place for the honeymoon
If we can stand the squalor
Oh, lets do that Scotland thing
Whiskey and a highland fling
Limo waiting in the wing
To whisk you where you wanna
(Have you got the rhyme scheme on this one?)
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