Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll Faster Pussycat

C'est Cheese
Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll
Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
Seven figure income from a six string guitar
Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars
Then it happened when my record went gold
Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old?
Can't live forever as the king of rock
That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
Sex, drugs and rrsps
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity

I'm a modern rebel with a cause
I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone
While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone
On stage I run around like some animal
But all my money's in a compound annual
This life is dangerous but I don't care
'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
Sex, drugs and rrsps
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity