[Narrator]
"Hobo Johnson want Rhonda Rousey to be his dominatrix...
Jail teaches a man a lot about himself, and sometimes it's shit you didn't really want to know. But regardless, Mr. Johnson now knows he's a simple man. But also that he would enjoy a round of sadomasochism with Rhonda Rousey. It's that simple, not going to sugar coat it"
[Verse 1]
Rhonda Rousey is my dominatrix, and it's just me and her
While watching the departed in my father's basement
Come up with a broken shoulder blade that I won't fix for days
From a kinky arm bar that got twisted several ways
I'm on point, but you know we'll get the goal
From which they covet why they smoke things that smell like green, they're probably orange and
Unprotected funk up in the funk house
Get the funk out of my face before you get that funk kicked out
I'm a cross between Rick Astley and Rick James if Rick James made beats and spit and Astley's voice was the same, then that'd be me
Tell my mother that her son's about to blow up if he stops making songs about the lovers who won't love him back
[Refrain]
And to all the girls who won't love me back, um
If you guys are really nice and wanna get some sort of beverage that can be hot or cold then that'd be tight
[Verse 2]
I lose 10 pounds every time I like a girl, and
I've lost 60 pounds in the last 2 years
Do the math, that's 6 different girls I tried to get at who
Didn't really like me back
But it's whatever hoe, I mean whatever though
If she want it come and get it
Like Selina in a second if she want it in the back of a Corolla
No forget it go to the park to do work
Cuz my back seat's full of garbage and shirts
Never used a mattress, a hoarder girl would probably
Find that shit very attractive
"Hobo Johnson want Rhonda Rousey to be his dominatrix...
Jail teaches a man a lot about himself, and sometimes it's shit you didn't really want to know. But regardless, Mr. Johnson now knows he's a simple man. But also that he would enjoy a round of sadomasochism with Rhonda Rousey. It's that simple, not going to sugar coat it"
[Verse 1]
Rhonda Rousey is my dominatrix, and it's just me and her
While watching the departed in my father's basement
Come up with a broken shoulder blade that I won't fix for days
From a kinky arm bar that got twisted several ways
I'm on point, but you know we'll get the goal
From which they covet why they smoke things that smell like green, they're probably orange and
Unprotected funk up in the funk house
Get the funk out of my face before you get that funk kicked out
I'm a cross between Rick Astley and Rick James if Rick James made beats and spit and Astley's voice was the same, then that'd be me
Tell my mother that her son's about to blow up if he stops making songs about the lovers who won't love him back
[Refrain]
And to all the girls who won't love me back, um
If you guys are really nice and wanna get some sort of beverage that can be hot or cold then that'd be tight
[Verse 2]
I lose 10 pounds every time I like a girl, and
I've lost 60 pounds in the last 2 years
Do the math, that's 6 different girls I tried to get at who
Didn't really like me back
But it's whatever hoe, I mean whatever though
If she want it come and get it
Like Selina in a second if she want it in the back of a Corolla
No forget it go to the park to do work
Cuz my back seat's full of garbage and shirts
Never used a mattress, a hoarder girl would probably
Find that shit very attractive
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