Jedi’s Dargle Marc Gunn

Says my Jedi to your Jedi
"Will ya' come to the cantina?"
Says your Jedi to my Jedi
"I'm surprised that I never have seen ya'"

I'm in there most every night
The cantina in Mos Eisley
Where the bartender thinks I pay for my drinks
And always tip quite nicely!

What are ya' havin'? Will ya' have a pint?
Yes I'll have a pint on you sir!
Use a little mind control, we're Jedi don't ya' know
And we'll drink for free at the boozer!

Says my Jedi to your Jedi
"Will ya' come to the Jedi's Dargle?"
Says your Jedi to my Jedi
"Sure I lost my money to Watto"
"I've been to Mos Eisley town
To see old Ben Keno-bi
But he wouldn't give me half a crown
And he acted like he didn't even know me!"

What are ya' havin'? Will ya' have a pint?
Yes I'll have a pint on you sir!
Use a little mind control, we're Jedi don't ya' know
And we'll drink for free at the boozer!