[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
(You know it, SB)
(Mr. Squidward)
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I just lost my virginity
Even though my dick size is embarrassin'
And my ass kinda hurt, why do I feel cream?
Why didn't she just tell me?
'Cause now I'm basically gay
Can't trust no one 'cause I feel unsafe
But maybe I might do it again, anyways
I was just walkin' back home from school one day
Some guy just went up and said "Hey"
At the time, I thought everything was okay
Then he pulled down his pants and I got butt-raped
The fortunate part, I was only eight
Okay, listen
My cousin was lookin' submissive
No I'm not havin' no children, but I'm not usin' protection
Bitch
No I'm not usin' protection, bitch
Yeah, yeah
My penis is like three inches on a good day
Usually two point seven on a Wednesday
Normal porn is thе biggest turn-off
Furry sex is the biggеst turn-on (Oof)
(You know it, SB)
(Mr. Squidward)
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I just lost my virginity
Even though my dick size is embarrassin'
And my ass kinda hurt, why do I feel cream?
Why didn't she just tell me?
'Cause now I'm basically gay
Can't trust no one 'cause I feel unsafe
But maybe I might do it again, anyways
I was just walkin' back home from school one day
Some guy just went up and said "Hey"
At the time, I thought everything was okay
Then he pulled down his pants and I got butt-raped
The fortunate part, I was only eight
Okay, listen
My cousin was lookin' submissive
No I'm not havin' no children, but I'm not usin' protection
Bitch
No I'm not usin' protection, bitch
Yeah, yeah
My penis is like three inches on a good day
Usually two point seven on a Wednesday
Normal porn is thе biggest turn-off
Furry sex is the biggеst turn-on (Oof)
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