Help, I’m A Rock/Transylvania Boogie (Live At Whisky a Go Go/1968) Frank Zappa

[Intro]
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
It's really a drag
Where's Kim Fowley? Send Kim Fowley up here to sing "Help, I'm A Rock"

[Verse 1]
(Vocalizations)
It's a drag being a rock
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!

[Verse 2]
It's a drag being a cop
I think I'd rather be the mayor
Maybe I could get a job driving a bus
And pick some kids up in front of campus
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Help, I'm a cop!
Maybe I could a, uh
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(Vocalizations)