Car Trouble (Parts 1 & 2) Adam and the Ants

I've got a Pizzaland complexion
Bright green socks
I am the happy little face
On the charity box
But you don't look in my direction
You always look away
You thank the Lord God above
You were not modelled my way

And then I woke up
Right in the middle of a horrible dream
Yes, I woke up
I dreamt I was a spastic but my boots were clean

You are a solid instigator
Of the human code
You held back the traffic
While I crossed the road
But please don't try and be a martyr
The good Samaritan play
Because my silly Cuban heels
Will give your games away

And then I woke up
Right in the middle of a horrible dream
Yes, I woke up
I dreamt I was a spastic but my boots were clean
I woke up
I woke up