Red Solo Cup Glee Cast

[FINN]
Two, one, two, three!

[SAM & (MIKE)]
Now, red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass (That's true!)
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo!

Red solo cup, uh huh, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party
I love you, red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down the front of my back
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'
On them to help me get lucky