This Is Why I’m Single Your Favorite Martian (Ft. Shuba & Wax)

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[Intro: Puff Puff Humbert]
(All day, every day)
(People always ask me why I'm single)
Alright, alright, here's the deal
(Woo!)

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I don't got good luck with the women, man
I pull up in my grandma's minivan (Hey!)
No hubcaps, one mirror
Duct tape through-out the interior
Wheels falling off like a grocery cart
Headlights broke so it's always dark
"Oh, I thought you said it was a push-to-start"
Yeah, you gotta get out and push to start!
You might have to pay when I wine and dine
'Cause my credit card's probably gonna get declined! (My bad)
I use my sock as a napkin
When I tell a joke, I'm the only one laughing. (Ha-ha-ha!)
I'm just an awkward dude
I stand too close when I talk to you
And when the waiter says:
"Sir, enjoy your food!"
I say:
"Thanks alot, you too!"