I Hate Everything But You (Live) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Skylar Astin)

The smell of the water, kids screaming with joy
I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
I would mutter, "this sucks," 'til the day was done
I detested most stuff and I still do
You see, I hate everything but you

I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin
I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag "mood"
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
I hate when people say, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"
Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything but you

'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile
When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
Just for a moment, I forget
How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"

Even more examples!
I hate when people say they're going "off the grid"
Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"
I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack