Hey Bro, Check Out My Track! None Like Joshua

[Intro]
I'm only 13 years old and I like to produce dubstep
I've been producing for about 2 days and I think this is the best dubstep track ever made
Holy shit this is the best dubstep track I've ever made and I just got FL Studio demo version
Mainstream dubstep all sounds the same, so mine is just really different

Samples and presets are too expensive so all of my stuff is from scratch
I don't like to watch tutorials so I can figure out how to make my own sounds
I don't want to sound like any other producer so I don't try to imitate them
Hey man check out my track, it's the best dubstep track ever made
I'm gonna go ahead and post this comment on every one of your tracks

[Verse 1]
Stop
Your bass sounds are really low quality
These VSTs so obsolete
You can't go with a demo version of
A program stolen with BitTorrent

Don't add so much distortion
Louder doesn't mean it's better sorted
And be sure to sidechain the bass to the kick
So it doesn't clip in its place

Then you separate all the highs and the lows
With an equalizer to divide what sounds go where
To make a sweet Dub track
You got to take the time to learn from scratch