The Rum Tum Tugger (2014 London Revival Cast) Andrew Lloyd Webber (Ft. Antoine Murray-Straughan)

[RUM TUM TUGGER, spoken]
Me-ow!

[COMPANY]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

[MALE CAT]
If you offer him pheasant he'd rather have grouse

[FEMALE CAT]
If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat

[MALE CAT]
If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house

[FEMALE CAT]
If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat

[MALE CAT]
If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse

[COMPANY]
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious kitten
For he will do as he will do
And there's no doing anything about it!