Baba Bolta Hain Bas Ho Gaya Papon (Ft. Ranbir Kapoor & Supriya Pathak)

Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar

Do minute ki jhapki ki
Photo lag gayi chaar
“Baba pee ke out”
Aisa chhapa samachar
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar
Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar

Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Saalon ne likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad

Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…
(repeat)

According to sources…
(abbe chup!)