Hate Weird Facebook Guys CollegeHumor (Ft. Ben Joseph, Bo Burnham, Dan Gurewitch, David Young, Jake Hurwitz, Jordan Carlos, Josh Ruben, Luke Sholl, Mark Lang, Stephanie Darakjian & Vincent Peone)

(Hook)
[ROBYN]
Just gonna sit there and stalk some girl
Spend all night commentin' like a bunch of pervs
Don't understand why there's 10 replies
It's not like I ever met you in real life
I hate weird Facebook guys

(Verse 1)
[CHAD]
I can't believe you've been to that place. I'm always there. Just not on weeknights

[CHRIS]
Yo, it's been a while, right?
Girl, you looking damn nice

[CHAD]
Remember me? We met last night in the keg line
I thought we hit it off, right?
You got plans for Tuеsday night?

[NATE]
Hi there, what's up? Wanted to say
I think it's fatе
That you live on my friend's dorm room floor and by the way
Next weekend I think I'm gonna be in town and was thinking may-
Be we'd go on a date
And see what happens later