Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt Obscurest Vinyl

[Chorus]
Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the cunt?
I'm going fu-fu-fu-fuckin' nuts
How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

[Verse 1]
I woke up in a world of shit
Spilled hot coffee on my tits
I think I saw my neighbor's dick (Gross)
It's gonna be one of those days

[Chorus]
Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the cunt?
I'm going fu-fu-fu-fuckin' nuts
How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Waking up today was a huge mistake

[Post-Chorus]
How many kicks, how many kicks
How many kicks can this cunt take?
Oh, wap-bop-a-loo-bop
Wap-bam-bunt
Every fucking day is a kick in the cunt

[Verse 2]
When I took out the trash, I fucking tripped and smashed my gash
The bullshit's piling awfully fast
It's gonna be one of those days