Holiday In Hell Dan Bull

[Verse 1]
Abandon hope all ye who enter here into fear
I need to leave heaven, my tenancy's in rent arrears
And I've a tendency for temper, see, my empathy
Is temporary as every entity I meet that interferes
So it appears, I need a break, believe it, mate
Set your alarm for seven or half-past because we'll be leaving at eight
Don't lеave it late, we won't wait to start thе party, popping off
Bottletops, and every one of them is a molotov

[Bridge]
Bloody hell - it's fun as hell, now burn in hell
If I keep firing rounds my gun is going to melt
Can you tell why it's called a burner now?
Don't make me spell it out, you heard me now

[Chorus]
Spend the summer in hell, there's really nothing to tell
And so I booked a motel down in the furnace of hell
Yeah, I've just come here to chill, and look for something to kill
Because the summertime has nothing on the furnace of hell

[Verse 2]
Got to check in to a spot where the weather is hot
I thought I'd packed my factor fifty, but I guess I forgot
I'm going to get burnt up so badly you daren't look
Unlike my thermostat, I'm turnt up, and ready to bare knuckle
Booking a bed and breakfast up in another dimension, what an adventure
But d'you remember? The road to hell is paved with stuff that'll end ya
So travel with caution, or feel agony more than trapping your foreskin
No wonder the travel insurance for this all's an absolute fortune
There's an appalling, lack of precautions, also, here's a question
When was the last time one of the staff performed a risk assessment?
And where can I access toilets, or just pause to get refreshments?
How can a tourist trap so notorious, lack a freaking restaurant?
Abandon hope all ye who enter here into fear
I got no phone signal, need to reach an engineer
I'm sorry, I can't reply to my email now
I'm away 'till friday - I'm on holiday in hell