Hot Tub Refugee Steve Goodman

One, Two, Button my shoe

Some people sit in the jacuzzi
Every night and every day
Cause they think that boiling water
Will take all their blues away
To be successful is so stressful
So the hottentots unwind
And party, party, party
While they're boiling their behinds

But not me
I like my lobsters in the sea
I get my power from the shower
Cause I'm a hot tub refugee

Now they cannot see the danger
When the bubbles start to rise
So they sit and soak for hours
Til they're hot tub hypnotized
And they say it's so romantic
And the only way to score
Is to bathe with thirty people
That you never met before

But not me
That's just one place I'll never be
I'm just a hermit with a permit
To be a hot tub refugee