Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’ Steel Panther

Woah!
Woah!

I went down on her last night
From what I understand baby, that’s alright
I didn’t screw her — that’s the truth
But I ate that vagina through and through

She rocked my stick and I blew my load
But right after, honey, I came home
I love you better than all the rest
But eating out weekly, I can’t resist

So if you wanna come with me
I’ll show you what I mean

Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’
I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about
Eatin’, I ain’t cheatin’
You should know that suckin’ ain’t fuckin’
Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’

Now I’m just a man in a band
I’m eatin’ out the bitches as fast as I can
Licky clitty clitty, tonguin’ that twat
It’s finger-lickin’ good, baby why should I stop?