Punk: "Ladies and gentlemen: The Chairman of the Board, Vincent Kennedy McMahon..."
McMahon: "Yeah! The Chair... Yeah!"
Punk: "Yeah! What a maneuver! Look at you, you're really gonna go through with it aren't you? For somebody whose always been so pro John Cena, I figure you'd come out here wearing one of his ridiculous red t-shirts, you'd have the armbands on. But looking at you now, I can tell you have zero faith in John Cena come this sunday, which I clearly don't blame you."
McMahon: "Well, my faith, or lack of faith in John Cena has nothing to do with this. I simply want you to sign the contract for the right reasons. First of all to make you a rich man, richer than you already are. And secondly I-I I really couldn't live with myself if in fact, somehow, on the last day of your existing contract, somehow you were able to win the championship from John Cena and walk out of Chicago with my title; I could not live with myself. That's why we have the contract. That's why we have all of these provisions in here, just like you asked for, right? I mean, right Phil right, I can call you Phil right? I mean c'mon. Hey, c'mon you wanna open this sucker up, lets open it up okay!"
Punk: "By all means."
McMahon: "Yeah, uh-huh."
Punk: "You wanna have fun? Lets have fun."
McMahon: "I've got everything in here that you want..."
Punk: "Because, my lawyers looked over your contract Vince. And frankly, it just wasn't up to par. So I had 'em draw up a new one! I have it right here. My signature's already on it. All's you gotta do is sign it. I do think you should know about a couple new perks that I've added to it. You say you don't think contractual things should happen in public? Lets ask the WWE Universe! You people want this to go down in public?"
[Crowd Cheers]
Punk: "You wanna hear a couple new perks?"
McMahon: "Don't push me."
[A fan shouts What!]
McMahon: "Yeah! The Chair... Yeah!"
Punk: "Yeah! What a maneuver! Look at you, you're really gonna go through with it aren't you? For somebody whose always been so pro John Cena, I figure you'd come out here wearing one of his ridiculous red t-shirts, you'd have the armbands on. But looking at you now, I can tell you have zero faith in John Cena come this sunday, which I clearly don't blame you."
McMahon: "Well, my faith, or lack of faith in John Cena has nothing to do with this. I simply want you to sign the contract for the right reasons. First of all to make you a rich man, richer than you already are. And secondly I-I I really couldn't live with myself if in fact, somehow, on the last day of your existing contract, somehow you were able to win the championship from John Cena and walk out of Chicago with my title; I could not live with myself. That's why we have the contract. That's why we have all of these provisions in here, just like you asked for, right? I mean, right Phil right, I can call you Phil right? I mean c'mon. Hey, c'mon you wanna open this sucker up, lets open it up okay!"
Punk: "By all means."
McMahon: "Yeah, uh-huh."
Punk: "You wanna have fun? Lets have fun."
McMahon: "I've got everything in here that you want..."
Punk: "Because, my lawyers looked over your contract Vince. And frankly, it just wasn't up to par. So I had 'em draw up a new one! I have it right here. My signature's already on it. All's you gotta do is sign it. I do think you should know about a couple new perks that I've added to it. You say you don't think contractual things should happen in public? Lets ask the WWE Universe! You people want this to go down in public?"
[Crowd Cheers]
Punk: "You wanna hear a couple new perks?"
McMahon: "Don't push me."
[A fan shouts What!]
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