[Round 1: Boyz II Men's Wanya Morris]
Oh, oh, these guys are second cousins, which is complicated
'Cause if they're Rascal Flatts fans, then they're probably datin'
Your song "What Hurts the Most" was a real breakthrough
But what really hurts the most is listening to you
I'll be honest, and I'm not tryna be rude
You used to sing scales, now you tip them, too
It took me a second, but look at your crew
Three old white guys — what is this, Fox News?
[Round 1: Rascal Flatts' Joe Don Rooney]
So we're battling Boyz II Men, how do we dare
Step on the favorite band of single grandmas everywhere?
"You're So Hard to Say Goodbye" is incredibly beautiful
You've probably heard it if you've been to a funeral
And here's some food for thought that I'd like you to chew
Your combined weight, how's it more than when there was four of you?
And now you have a Vegas show, I think it's so funny
That a casino found a new way to steal people's money
[Round 2: Boyz II Men's Nathan Morris]
Make fun of our songs, go 'head, that's fine
We sold 60 million records, that's a lot of punchlines
Your first album was self-titled, but no surprise
Your second was called Meltin, and your faces obliged
And Gary, you're a [?], which is truly quite scary
Your frosted tips look like a hick Guy Fieri
And I'd make fun of you two if I thought it would bring shame
But I'll tell ya what, nobody don't even know y'all fuckin' names
Oh, oh, these guys are second cousins, which is complicated
'Cause if they're Rascal Flatts fans, then they're probably datin'
Your song "What Hurts the Most" was a real breakthrough
But what really hurts the most is listening to you
I'll be honest, and I'm not tryna be rude
You used to sing scales, now you tip them, too
It took me a second, but look at your crew
Three old white guys — what is this, Fox News?
[Round 1: Rascal Flatts' Joe Don Rooney]
So we're battling Boyz II Men, how do we dare
Step on the favorite band of single grandmas everywhere?
"You're So Hard to Say Goodbye" is incredibly beautiful
You've probably heard it if you've been to a funeral
And here's some food for thought that I'd like you to chew
Your combined weight, how's it more than when there was four of you?
And now you have a Vegas show, I think it's so funny
That a casino found a new way to steal people's money
[Round 2: Boyz II Men's Nathan Morris]
Make fun of our songs, go 'head, that's fine
We sold 60 million records, that's a lot of punchlines
Your first album was self-titled, but no surprise
Your second was called Meltin, and your faces obliged
And Gary, you're a [?], which is truly quite scary
Your frosted tips look like a hick Guy Fieri
And I'd make fun of you two if I thought it would bring shame
But I'll tell ya what, nobody don't even know y'all fuckin' names
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