Shorties Yellowman

Now here come the counteraction to
Don't be like the blasted bagiboo
I Yellow man deal with special request to you
And you and god knows who
Do it Jah

Ca me chi gon' to tell you about shirt and blouses
Me a go tell you why the girls wear shorties
They want Yellow man to see their legs-es
The other time I see those creases
But when the breeze blow it exposes
The other time me have to cock up me noses
Cause it full of diseases, man it full of diseases
Worser than the pink eye diseases
Some of dem don't mind their own business
Just a watch what Yellow man wears-es
Them say me don't wear up the trousers
Everyday me a dress up in a sweatsuit
Also bobby sock and track shoes-es
The other time they say it expensive
Like me garment also me jewelry
You fe mind your own business
Before me wet you with a Guinness
You fe mind your own business
Before me wet you with a Guinness
Through certain circumstances
People have to pay up the taxes
To pay all the soldier and polices
To pave all roads and houses
To pay all the doctors and nurses
Me no fear fe chat this pon Aces
You fe mind your own business
Me will wet you with a Guinness
You fe mind your own business
Me will wet you with a Guinness
Some of them talk about a eases and squeezes
What about the hugging and kisses
I gonna tell you bout the boys and girls-es
When them go to school have sex in the classes
Some of dem they also watches
Some of dem they carry pure newses
Are Some of dem they chat their umm
It's the eases and squeezes
It's the eases and squeezes
What about the hugging and kissing
Me no fraid fe chat upon Aces
Through certain circumstances
Nuff of them come from White Horses
Some of them come listen me at Aces
And when me chat them a wind up their waist-es
Some of dem just come to watches
They watch what me and Fathead we wears-es
And some of dem say we don't wear trousers
Everyday we dress up in a track shoes-es
It's the eases and squeezes
You fe mind your own business
Before me wet you with a Guinness
God sent the gentle breezes
That blow through the trees-es
And lift up the young girls-es dresses
And lift it up above their kneeses
And So that Yellow man sees-es
That thing between their legs-es
And them we have little sex in the bushes
Some of dem roll out the wrath of Moses
The other time we push it through those creases
Some time they give us diseases
Some time they give us diseases
Only can cure by doctors and nurses
This are the eases and squeezes
Ya the the eases and squeezes
Well you fe mind your own business
You fe mind your own business
Through certain circumstances
People a pay up the taxes
To pay all the doctors and nurses
To pay all soldier and police-es
To build roads, street and houses
You fe mind your own business
Jah will lick you with diseases
Worses than the pink eye diseases
This are the eases and squeezes
God sent the gentle voices
That's Yellow man started deejays-es
And all the girls dem pleases
This are the eases and squeezes
This are the eases and squeezes
Me a go tell why they wear up the shorts-es
They want Yellow man to see their legs-es
The other time I see those creases
But when the breeze started to blows-es
The other time it start exposes
Me have to cock up all me noses