I spotted Miss World too good to be true
But the club was pretty dark and I’d had quite a few
I stagger to her table sipping my brew
But just as I get there she goes to the loo
Impatient bastard now what do I do?
Then I cop her friend and she’s alright too
Her arse in good shape above average boat
I ask her name, she sticks ‘er tongue down my throat
I’m not one to gloat or boast but take note
Twenty minutes gone and she’s getting her coat
So I down my beer – my boys start to cheer
Grin across my face runs from here to here
She gives me the look and I mean the look
Was it love a first sight man or somethin’ she took?
A swagger in my step like a crook, then I think
The girl looks shook she’s had too much to drink
I look at her eyeballs to see if they’re pink
But I don’t get a chance cos she gives me a wink
So travel to hers in an illegal cab
Plus I know she’s a student her house is drab
In my head I'm laughing, I've put the graft in
Stereos playing some timeless Marvin
The lights dim down and the clothes come off
But I pass out, cos her pillow’s too soft
Chrous [x2]
I don't want
(no no no no)
To be true
(no no no no)
I don't want
To make love to you
But the club was pretty dark and I’d had quite a few
I stagger to her table sipping my brew
But just as I get there she goes to the loo
Impatient bastard now what do I do?
Then I cop her friend and she’s alright too
Her arse in good shape above average boat
I ask her name, she sticks ‘er tongue down my throat
I’m not one to gloat or boast but take note
Twenty minutes gone and she’s getting her coat
So I down my beer – my boys start to cheer
Grin across my face runs from here to here
She gives me the look and I mean the look
Was it love a first sight man or somethin’ she took?
A swagger in my step like a crook, then I think
The girl looks shook she’s had too much to drink
I look at her eyeballs to see if they’re pink
But I don’t get a chance cos she gives me a wink
So travel to hers in an illegal cab
Plus I know she’s a student her house is drab
In my head I'm laughing, I've put the graft in
Stereos playing some timeless Marvin
The lights dim down and the clothes come off
But I pass out, cos her pillow’s too soft
Chrous [x2]
I don't want
(no no no no)
To be true
(no no no no)
I don't want
To make love to you
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