Boomerang Kids Fascinating Aida

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Me and my hubby, planning on retiring
Wanted some fun before expiring
Little did we know fate was conspiring
To dunk us in the soup
Ruin our plans in one fell swoop

Some years ago our son and our daughter
Each bought a place in a fashionable quarter
Then our son got into hot water
Went and lost his flat
Nowhere to live so that was that

Boomerang kids, we have really missed him
Boomerang kids, hugged him and we kissed him
Boomerang kids, happy to assist him
Ever so glad he calls it home

First few weeks we hardly ever saw him
Still, of course, continued to adore him
Wondered if we really rather bore him
But he's our son
Got his own life when all is said and done

Being unemployed cannot be easy
Must be why he's grumpy so I keep bright and breezy
Try to cheer him up with something hot and cheesy
Which he won't eat
He's decided he's a vegan and allergic to wheat