Hopeless Ringo Starr

[Verse]
When I woke up this morning
Much to my surprise
The sun was going down
And I was still alive
I looked into the mirror
And according to my eyes
The martians have invaded
It's hopeless

I went to see my doctor
To ask him what to do
Depending on the diagnosis
I said, "doc, I'm seeing double
And how are both of you?
No cause for alarm, it's hopeless

You don't stand a chance, it's hopeless
Everybody dance!

Well, there's paradise and doomsday
It depends on which comes first
There's inner peace through meditation
There's optimists and pessimists
I don't know which is worse
But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
It's hopeless