Happily Ever After Big Hoodoo

[Intro]
Hoodoo, basically, is a form of West African black magic
And it's used...
Spells to conjure up anything you want
From love, to money, to power, to controlling someone's soul
Anything you want

[Verse 1]
I see her at the bus stop (I don't know what it is, but she looks so good)
Maybe I should talk to her (Follow her, I don't know if I should)
She probably thinks I'm ugly (I don't think she'd know that's only what's inside)
I want her to hug me (She could probably really love me if she tried)
I know I'm her destiny (We should married together, forever!)
She already got a man (She's the only thing that I want in the world!)
He's the one keeping us apart (I'll murder anybody fuckin' with my girl!)
I'll take his life from my wife (And now we can go live happily ever after!)

[Chorus]
Big Hoodoo...
And now we can go live happily ever after!
Big Hoodoo...
And now we can go live happily....

[Verse 2]
I watch her every day now (I smell her hair when I creep into her room at night)
I know she can feel me there...
I'm mad I can't touch her (Why can't I control my anger?)
I need to get a grip on myself...
I need something more from her (There's no way that our love ain't true)
I ask the dead for help (They said "Talk to the Crystal Skull, Big Hoodoo!")
Get her under my control (I grip her so tight, caught up in the rapture!)
I can molest her soul (And now we can go live happily ever after!)