Title: Felina
INT. - VOLVO
Walt wipes some snow off the window to reveal the Volvo logo. He gets in, wearing a coat and holding a box. He coughs and goes into the dash and takes out a *Marty Robbins Greatest Hits* cassette tape. He also finds a screwdriver, which he uses to try to hotwire the car. A police car approaches
WALT: Just get me home. Just get me home, I'll do the rest.
The police car passes by and drives away. Walt lowers the mirror above him and finds the keys to the car. He starts the car and music starts playing. Walt hits the window and the snow falls off
END OF TEASER
EXT - GAS STATION
Walt pulls up to the gas station in the Volvo he stole and starts to pump gas into it. He goes into the trunk and takes out some pills. He uses the pay phone
WALT: Yes, hello, this is David Lin from The New York Times, may I speak with Susan, please? Thank you. Hi, Susan? It's David again. I was just calling to see if we can set…well, yes, I figured we'd have to do the interview by phone since they've already left New York, but what we'd really like to get is a photo of Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz to go along with the article. When are they scheduled to get home? Oh, so they'll be home tonight? Gotcha. Now, the address I have on them is Upper Kenyon Road, is that still? No, it isn't, oh. Let me get a pen. Where do they... Desuki, I see. And the address? Is that up near the opera house? I hear that's nice. Well, I'll be in contact with my photographer to check on his schedule. No, no, it's their call, I know how busy Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz are. Thank you, this should make one hell of a story. Goodbye.
Walt hangs up the phone, takes off his watch, and places it on top of the pay phone
EXT - SCHWARTZ HOUSEHOLD
ELLIOTT: I'm just saying, it's apples and oranges. Listen, I maintain. If I want pizza, I go to a pizza place. If I want Thai, I go to a Thai place. I mean, what is the earthly point in comparing pizza to Thai food?
GRETCHEN: Did I marry you? What has happened to your intelligence? This is different.
INT. - VOLVO
Walt wipes some snow off the window to reveal the Volvo logo. He gets in, wearing a coat and holding a box. He coughs and goes into the dash and takes out a *Marty Robbins Greatest Hits* cassette tape. He also finds a screwdriver, which he uses to try to hotwire the car. A police car approaches
WALT: Just get me home. Just get me home, I'll do the rest.
The police car passes by and drives away. Walt lowers the mirror above him and finds the keys to the car. He starts the car and music starts playing. Walt hits the window and the snow falls off
END OF TEASER
EXT - GAS STATION
Walt pulls up to the gas station in the Volvo he stole and starts to pump gas into it. He goes into the trunk and takes out some pills. He uses the pay phone
WALT: Yes, hello, this is David Lin from The New York Times, may I speak with Susan, please? Thank you. Hi, Susan? It's David again. I was just calling to see if we can set…well, yes, I figured we'd have to do the interview by phone since they've already left New York, but what we'd really like to get is a photo of Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz to go along with the article. When are they scheduled to get home? Oh, so they'll be home tonight? Gotcha. Now, the address I have on them is Upper Kenyon Road, is that still? No, it isn't, oh. Let me get a pen. Where do they... Desuki, I see. And the address? Is that up near the opera house? I hear that's nice. Well, I'll be in contact with my photographer to check on his schedule. No, no, it's their call, I know how busy Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz are. Thank you, this should make one hell of a story. Goodbye.
Walt hangs up the phone, takes off his watch, and places it on top of the pay phone
EXT - SCHWARTZ HOUSEHOLD
ELLIOTT: I'm just saying, it's apples and oranges. Listen, I maintain. If I want pizza, I go to a pizza place. If I want Thai, I go to a Thai place. I mean, what is the earthly point in comparing pizza to Thai food?
GRETCHEN: Did I marry you? What has happened to your intelligence? This is different.
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