[Verse 1]
Hey, let me tell you what the deal is, mate
I'm the biggest thing in real estate
Fearless, ay, I'm making lowball bids
Winning the sale, taking home all this
More square feet than a cubist shoe shop
Clean up 'til I need another new mop
Picking up dirt, flipping endlessly
'Til I break it down like M.O.P
I demolish when I knock that wall
So polished when I mop that floor
Give it a shine that'll drop that jaw
Of any buyer when they knock that door
As soon as they start walking up that hall
I know that it's already sold
Freehold or leasehold
I can turn concrete to bloody gold
I could sell you
A property for way more than the market value
Tell you what here's a one time offer if
You buy it now I'll knock a couple ton off of it
Can't turn that down, it's a bargain
There's a double garage you can park in
Look at the garden, white picket fence
You could live in it now or buy just to rent
Hey, let me tell you what the deal is, mate
I'm the biggest thing in real estate
Fearless, ay, I'm making lowball bids
Winning the sale, taking home all this
More square feet than a cubist shoe shop
Clean up 'til I need another new mop
Picking up dirt, flipping endlessly
'Til I break it down like M.O.P
I demolish when I knock that wall
So polished when I mop that floor
Give it a shine that'll drop that jaw
Of any buyer when they knock that door
As soon as they start walking up that hall
I know that it's already sold
Freehold or leasehold
I can turn concrete to bloody gold
I could sell you
A property for way more than the market value
Tell you what here's a one time offer if
You buy it now I'll knock a couple ton off of it
Can't turn that down, it's a bargain
There's a double garage you can park in
Look at the garden, white picket fence
You could live in it now or buy just to rent
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