Long Distance Mr. Lif

[Intro skit plays for first 28 seconds]

[Mr. Lif]
Well I've arrived, finally it's been a long time
Spent way too many days and nights with you on my mind
The phone's been our portal, to transport immortal
Thoughts were cordial, that is of course until I got informal
You're a sweet girl, I'm caught up in your energy now
And I'm a nice guy who lurks behind a devious smile
Put my bags down, I see your inhibitions glisten
I've been wishin, to tell you couple things so listen
Oh your roommate's home now? Your mutual friend's over?
Since I know ya tighten my grip and pull you closer
Let's keep it quick, move swift and handle this
Grade your behavior as I deduct from my analysis
Move smooth to the living room, what up son? You's my Ace Boon
Hey hun, life's treatin you well I presume?
It's just small talk, to kill a little time
Bring that Corona over, and yeah I'll take a bit of lime
Thank you - I'm chivalrous, kind and holdin it down
But deep down you knew I wasn't fuckin around
Now I've got everybody laughin so I drink and sit back
See you smilin as you're drownin in our eye contact
Got a sea of thoughts that wash up on the shore of what you adore
You got real shy and turned your eyes to the floor
I got you, the tension's mega-advanced
You make one false move and I'll be seizin my chance
Oh you fucked up leavin goin to the kitchen
Headed to the sink to put a dirty dish in
I excuse myself and follow
Knowin I won't see you both until tomorrow
Sorry no regrets, no sorrow
Walk behind you slow, wrap my arm around your waist
Use my hand to grab your chin and put my lips on side of your face
Whisper follow me, take your hand and guide you to the bathroom
Shut the door, not a fuckin word or it's doom