[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: BALDI!
PLAYER 2: MONIKA!
FIGHT!
[Baldi]
Here’s some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
‘Cause when I start inventin’ flows I tend to go to Endless Mode
And then I’ll vote to end your co-hort club of depression
Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session
You messin’ with your friends, drove them to madness so you’d get a lonely man?
You’re better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans
The only code that you have broke? (Oh?)
The dress onе with all of those clothes! (Whoa!)
Sorry, it’s looking like Cloudy’s thе only one here who is gettin’ to blow!
[Monika & Baldi]
Hey teach, I got a question
Where’s your full game? (Huh?)
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K? (Uh..)
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? (Well-)
And what’s left’s a glitchy mess that even I couldn’t play? (Wait!)
The president’s tellin’ it how it is
After these messes, you’re dropping in relevance
Based on your writing I know you’re not sentient
So artificial, but lack the intelligence
Well, if it’s truly the best all that money could do
You’re selling out so that your plushy could too
And don’t bring up code, because from what I’ve viewed
If I broke your program you’d only improve
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: BALDI!
PLAYER 2: MONIKA!
FIGHT!
[Baldi]
Here’s some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
‘Cause when I start inventin’ flows I tend to go to Endless Mode
And then I’ll vote to end your co-hort club of depression
Come on this is a math lesson, not a therapy session
You messin’ with your friends, drove them to madness so you’d get a lonely man?
You’re better off if you ditched class and started up an OnlyFans
The only code that you have broke? (Oh?)
The dress onе with all of those clothes! (Whoa!)
Sorry, it’s looking like Cloudy’s thе only one here who is gettin’ to blow!
[Monika & Baldi]
Hey teach, I got a question
Where’s your full game? (Huh?)
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60K? (Uh..)
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late? (Well-)
And what’s left’s a glitchy mess that even I couldn’t play? (Wait!)
The president’s tellin’ it how it is
After these messes, you’re dropping in relevance
Based on your writing I know you’re not sentient
So artificial, but lack the intelligence
Well, if it’s truly the best all that money could do
You’re selling out so that your plushy could too
And don’t bring up code, because from what I’ve viewed
If I broke your program you’d only improve
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