The Funkiest Golden Era Records (Ft. Briggs, Funkoars, Hilltop Hoods & Vents (AUS))

[Intro (Sampled): Arthur Korb]
"It was the voice of a courageous explorer. A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons."

[Chorus (Sampled): Son Doobie]
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

[Hosts Commentary: Trials]
In nineteen-ninety-three the FunkDoobiest released "The 'Goddamn' Funkiest." Seinfeld was pretty cool, Kramer wasn't a fucking racist, and shit was fine. P-Della-Ressure, what's the deal for real?

[Verse 1: Pressure]
I'm the microphone felon, ignite the chrome weapon
We lifeless and might just do time for dope sellin'
Live on [?], nights of no restin'
Three-sixty-five I recite my flow, tell 'em
Golden Era is a force of law, a cold faction
We Rambo on the scene: less talk and more action
Villainous masterminds, limitless crafted rhymes
Killing the ceiling with these stars that shine, because I'm