The Messenger (Skit) Krayzie Bone

{set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background}
Krayzie aw sh*t. excuse me man, excuse me
Waiter uh, yes sir?
Krayzie could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin'?
Waiter certainly. back there by the wine racks
Krayzie all right, thanks a lot. thank you, thank you
Waiter oh, you're welcome sir
Krayzie sh*t. it's a classy-ass, m*thaf*ckin' restaraunt. know this m*thaf*cker
Got the money, punk m*thaf*cker
Sh*t. {pick's up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings.}
His contact hello?
Krayzie yeah, hello?
Contact what's happenin'?
Krayzie yeah, I'm in the m*thaf*ckin' spot now, man...
Contact he there?
Krayzie I don't see nobody yet, but I know the nigga'll be here. he got
Reservations
Contact all right, handle your business
Krayzie I think I see his broad comin' in right now...
Contact right on time
Krayzie so don't worry about sh*t. I'm a handle this nigga, man. this nigga in a
Classy-ass, muthaf**kin' restaurant;
I know this nigga got the m*thaf*ckin' money. don't worry about sh*t, I'm a have
It. all right?
Contact no mercy, nigga
Krayzie all right. {hangs up phone}
Broad excuse me
Waiter uh, yes ma'am
Broad I have a reservation. it's for jones
Waiter for jones? let me see here for a minute. oh yes, mr. jones called. he
Said, he is running late
But I am to seat you now
Broad okay, thank you
Waiter follow me this way. here you go ma'am. um, would you like to start with