The Kids Are Alright (Reba Season 6, Episode 13) Reba McEntire

>> Van: THE YELLOW WIRE GOES TO THE-- >>

Cheyenne: HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>

Van: JUST BEING A MAN, CHEYENNE, THE HEATER'S BROKEN AND I'M FIXING IT, THAT'S WHAT MEN DO; WE FIX THINGS. >>

Cheyenne: IS THAT A BUTTER KNIFE? >>

Van: WELL, I BROKE THE SCREWDRIVER TRYING TO GET THE PLYERS OUT OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. >>

Cheyenne: VAN, ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE MESSING WITH THAT, I MEAN IT'S ELECTRICITY ISN'T IT ALL SPARKLY? >>

Van: I HAVE A BOOK. >>

Cheyenne: "THE DO IT YOURSELF GUIDE TO HOME REPAIR". >>

Van: THAT BOOK WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO FIX OR BUILD ANYTHING, AFTER I'M DONE FIXING THE HEATER; I'M BUILDING US A KOI POND! [KNOCK ON DOOR] >>

Cheyenne: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S MOM YOU'D BETTER GO GET YOUR APOLOGY READY, VAN. >>

Van: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO APOLOGIZE! >>

Cheyenne: BECAUSE, YOU CALLED HER BARBRA JEAN. >>

Van: I'M BAFFLED, I CALLED HER BARBRA JEAN 'CAUSE SHE WAS COMING OVER TOO MUCH, LIKE BARBRA JEAN, BUT NOW IF I APOLOGIZE, SHE'S GONNA COME OVER AGAIN: TOO MUCH! IT'S MADNESS! >>