
Homer and Apu The Simpsons
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ACT ONE
At the Kwik-E-Mart.
MAN 1
I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp.
APU
That's a dollar-eighty-five.
MAN 2
I'd like two dollars' worth of gas, please.
APU
Four-twenty.
MARTIN
How much is your penny candy?
APU
Surprisingly expensive!
MARTIN
What a rip-off.
The customers all groan and leave. One man grabs something from a display.
At the Kwik-E-Mart.
MAN 1
I need one twenty-nine-cent stamp.
APU
That's a dollar-eighty-five.
MAN 2
I'd like two dollars' worth of gas, please.
APU
Four-twenty.
MARTIN
How much is your penny candy?
APU
Surprisingly expensive!
MARTIN
What a rip-off.
The customers all groan and leave. One man grabs something from a display.
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