The Zubat Song Random Encounters

I'm hunting for my Gyarados; I think it's in Mount Moon. It's spooky and ill-lit in here; I hope I find it soon... I'd light this place with a Pokémon, if I had one that knew Flash. All I've got with me is a Magikarp, and it knows nothing but Splash... Now I'm searching for my Gyardos, but I think I may be lost. And I know I should've bought an Escape Rope, but I couldn't afford the cost. Now it's dark and it's cold and it smells of mold. Get a hold of yourself, old chap, for it dawns on me that I brought with me my trusty Mount Moon Map-

HEY! GIVE ME THAT!

What a hideous beast with big ears and teeth! And that Zubat stole my map!
Now I fear that I may be here to die; it appears I might be trapped...
And I think that I may now starve to death, 'cause I'm feeling faint and famished
All I've got to eat is some bread and meat, but at least I brought this sandwich-

WHAT THE-? NO! THAT'S MY SANDWICH!

I'm stranded in a cavе with the Zubats here, and thеy're growing quite annoying!
'Cause they took my sandwich and they took my map, which they seem to be enjoying...
Now I can't go forward and I can't go back; all these bats make me want to yell!
But I still have the key that's defending me: it's a bottle of Repel-

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Now I'm running through a cave from a Zubat pack, and I can't see where I'm going!
And those darn Zubats tried to snatch my hat, but I've no intent of slowing!
And I hurt myself cause I'm so confused, now my forehead aches like crazy
In the corner of my eye, I see a creepy shadow guy, so then I cry out, "PLEASE COME SAVE ME!"

"What's wrong?!"
"I'm being attacked by Zubats!"
"ZUBATS?!" "Yeah!"
"That's unfortunate...""...what?"
"...because I'M ZUBATMAN!"