After School Special Mr. Bungle

[Intro]
(One, two, three, four
One, two, three)

[Verse 1]
My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She knows nutrition well
That's why I'm trim and lean

[Chorus]
Because she cooks, she cleans
She lies, she says I'm handsome (handsome now)

[Verse 2]
Once dad hit me so hard
Mom felt it on her cheek

[Chorus]
Because she cooks, she cleans
She lies, she says I am handsome (that's right)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She's there when she needs to be there
That's why I'm here today