Don’t Go by the River Voltaire

Don’t go by the river
If you love your wife
'Cause you'll make that girl a widow
And you'll cause her pain and strife
If you go by the river side
You'll lose your life!

People by the river
They know who's the boss
They'll get at fancy city folks
No matter what the cost
And if you go by the river side
You'll end up lost!

There's a bat they call Lestat
Who'll sink his teeth in you
You might meet a creature from the swampy black lagoon
And if the moon is full
You might meet the loup-garou
Don't go by the river side
You'll be sorry if you do!

A young man met a lady
And she made this fellow swoon
So they went on down to New Orleans
To elope under the moon
He took her by the river side
To give her the heir loom!