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I don't like to bring these stories up, I like to keep them to myself
But I'm still on the run and I need some fuckin' help
I was chillin' with this dude, he just pulled up to my house
We was 'bout to get it crackin', he was naked on my couch
I said "Hold up, I'll be right back", I hope I wasn't being rude
I went to the bathroom 'cause I had to grab me some lube
Picked it up, there was nothin' in that motherfuckin' tube
Without lube there's no way I can get my dick through
I went into the room, I said "Ayo", that n*ggas name was Timmy
I said "I'mma run and get some lubе because the tubе is empty"
Hopped into the car butt-naked, ain't no time for clothes
Gotta grab the lube so it feel easy when I slide it home
Pulled up to the spot, it's my favorite lil' gas station
I ran into the store so fast, I ain't have patience
When I got inside everybody looked at me
Someone said "Watch yo' BBC hangin' below your knees"
I said "Shit, gotta make it quick, they can see my dick"
I ain't never stole before but right now I don't give a shit
Grab the lube off the table, it was called "Mr Lube-a-Lot"
I ran up out the door, don't give a fuck if it was used or not
Runnin' to my car, butt shakin' and a swingin' cock
Look right to my right and on god man, I see the cops
Goddamn, I start up the whip, this ain't about a bitch
I do the dash, move it hella fast, I'm clenchin' my ass
Check the mirror, cops are getting nearer, I struggle to stear
I hit a right and then I lose the cops, I think I'm in the clear
I'm at the house, put the car in park, my heart start to beat
When I got up out the car I saw some shit all in the seat
What the fuck, I ain't got no time, gotta go inside
'Boutta slide inside of Timmy's ass, I'll try my best to break his spine
So I walked up to the porch, cops pulled up in they booty shorts
I said "Hell nah n*gga, I can not go back to court"
The cop started speaking, that n*gga was big, buff and short
He was probably wondering why I the fuck was running for
He said "Hey, DigBar, why the fuck did you steal the lube"
I said "How the hell am I finna slide up in my dude"
I don't like to bring these stories up, I like to keep them to myself
But I'm still on the run and I need some fuckin' help
I was chillin' with this dude, he just pulled up to my house
We was 'bout to get it crackin', he was naked on my couch
I said "Hold up, I'll be right back", I hope I wasn't being rude
I went to the bathroom 'cause I had to grab me some lube
Picked it up, there was nothin' in that motherfuckin' tube
Without lube there's no way I can get my dick through
I went into the room, I said "Ayo", that n*ggas name was Timmy
I said "I'mma run and get some lubе because the tubе is empty"
Hopped into the car butt-naked, ain't no time for clothes
Gotta grab the lube so it feel easy when I slide it home
Pulled up to the spot, it's my favorite lil' gas station
I ran into the store so fast, I ain't have patience
When I got inside everybody looked at me
Someone said "Watch yo' BBC hangin' below your knees"
I said "Shit, gotta make it quick, they can see my dick"
I ain't never stole before but right now I don't give a shit
Grab the lube off the table, it was called "Mr Lube-a-Lot"
I ran up out the door, don't give a fuck if it was used or not
Runnin' to my car, butt shakin' and a swingin' cock
Look right to my right and on god man, I see the cops
Goddamn, I start up the whip, this ain't about a bitch
I do the dash, move it hella fast, I'm clenchin' my ass
Check the mirror, cops are getting nearer, I struggle to stear
I hit a right and then I lose the cops, I think I'm in the clear
I'm at the house, put the car in park, my heart start to beat
When I got up out the car I saw some shit all in the seat
What the fuck, I ain't got no time, gotta go inside
'Boutta slide inside of Timmy's ass, I'll try my best to break his spine
So I walked up to the porch, cops pulled up in they booty shorts
I said "Hell nah n*gga, I can not go back to court"
The cop started speaking, that n*gga was big, buff and short
He was probably wondering why I the fuck was running for
He said "Hey, DigBar, why the fuck did you steal the lube"
I said "How the hell am I finna slide up in my dude"
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