[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
PLAYER 2: PROFESSOR LAYTON!
FIGHT!
[Phoenix Wright]
Time to show a heartless sham
Who passed the bar exam
Hold it!
If you wanna battle, it's a gamble like poker
I am undefeated and we don't play jokers
You spit tough? I call your bluff
And come at you, a sneeze'll be enough
It's over, watch your shoulder, keep your loved ones close or boom
The bombs I throw explode to take another girl away from you
From the way you're dressed, Layton, I profess that you don't know how to handle suits
Well, I'm the lawyer keepin' you from teachin' Luke your specter flute
Hershel, if that is your name
Oh wait, it ain't, you're just a fake
You took that from your brother
While he suffered with no guilt or pain
The defendant is insane in the brain and that's no lie
Tryna beat this when I'm heat as a Phoenix, I'm so fly
He be grooming teens, identity thieving, for those crimes
I won't give in 'till we stick him in prison that's for life
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
PLAYER 2: PROFESSOR LAYTON!
FIGHT!
[Phoenix Wright]
Time to show a heartless sham
Who passed the bar exam
Hold it!
If you wanna battle, it's a gamble like poker
I am undefeated and we don't play jokers
You spit tough? I call your bluff
And come at you, a sneeze'll be enough
It's over, watch your shoulder, keep your loved ones close or boom
The bombs I throw explode to take another girl away from you
From the way you're dressed, Layton, I profess that you don't know how to handle suits
Well, I'm the lawyer keepin' you from teachin' Luke your specter flute
Hershel, if that is your name
Oh wait, it ain't, you're just a fake
You took that from your brother
While he suffered with no guilt or pain
The defendant is insane in the brain and that's no lie
Tryna beat this when I'm heat as a Phoenix, I'm so fly
He be grooming teens, identity thieving, for those crimes
I won't give in 'till we stick him in prison that's for life
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