[Intro]
Yeah, uh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, yo
[Verse]
When I smash a beat, I do it unabashedly
In my own fashion like I have a haberdashery
No need for formalities, I do this all casually
If you practice gradually you'll graduate
To a place in which you can be bout as laid back as me
After that, you could end up a staff member...
Part of the faculty
In this university verses are worshiped like they cured diseases
I'm not really sure what you would earn degrees in
I'm a grifter with a QRC code
A drifter hitchhiking alone on a scenic road
Route 66...
En route to a rickety bridge
In front of which I tеll riddles to meddling kids
They'rе pretty easy to answer, though
I tried playing three-card monte
But my hands are slow
I'm black, white and red all over like the Hamburglar's clothes
You get exposed like sandals do to toes
Sometimes fresh, sometimes I'm dressed slovenly
There's not a lot of fodder that could bother me
Any advice I give rappers is fatherly
You know that forest where the tree fell in the woods and nobody heard it?
There's a park bench there with a plaque on it that's meant to honor me
I'm downright scholarly, uh
If you down to write, holler at me, uhh
If you wanna know what it's like to be not quite right
Throw a couple dollars at me, uhhhhhhhhhh
I'll give you a lecture
Full of ad hominem, opinion and conjecture
You'll know that I was lying by the lie detector
You'll let it slide like the slides in a slide projector
Let me ask one final question...
Is this thing on?
If the answer's yes then proceed to sing along
Yeah, uh
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh, yo
[Verse]
When I smash a beat, I do it unabashedly
In my own fashion like I have a haberdashery
No need for formalities, I do this all casually
If you practice gradually you'll graduate
To a place in which you can be bout as laid back as me
After that, you could end up a staff member...
Part of the faculty
In this university verses are worshiped like they cured diseases
I'm not really sure what you would earn degrees in
I'm a grifter with a QRC code
A drifter hitchhiking alone on a scenic road
Route 66...
En route to a rickety bridge
In front of which I tеll riddles to meddling kids
They'rе pretty easy to answer, though
I tried playing three-card monte
But my hands are slow
I'm black, white and red all over like the Hamburglar's clothes
You get exposed like sandals do to toes
Sometimes fresh, sometimes I'm dressed slovenly
There's not a lot of fodder that could bother me
Any advice I give rappers is fatherly
You know that forest where the tree fell in the woods and nobody heard it?
There's a park bench there with a plaque on it that's meant to honor me
I'm downright scholarly, uh
If you down to write, holler at me, uhh
If you wanna know what it's like to be not quite right
Throw a couple dollars at me, uhhhhhhhhhh
I'll give you a lecture
Full of ad hominem, opinion and conjecture
You'll know that I was lying by the lie detector
You'll let it slide like the slides in a slide projector
Let me ask one final question...
Is this thing on?
If the answer's yes then proceed to sing along
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