Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh Shel Silverstein

Never bite a married woman on the thigh, oh my!
Not in the thigh!
'Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she tries
Oh my, she'll try!
And when she gets home at night her man will ask her "Why
Is there a toothmark on your thigh?"
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie
Oh my, she'll try!
But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry
Oh my, isn't he sly?
Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry
Oh my, she'll cry!
Then he'll say "I don't blame you, but tell me who's the guy?"
That guy was I!
Then she'll admit to everything and he will say goodbye
Bye-bye, he'll fly!
Then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you right in the eye
Oh my, right in the eye!
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie
Oh my, his brand new tie!
Then she'll take an overdose of sleeping tablets and she's gonna lie
On the couch, and die!
So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh!