American Girl LL COOL J

[LL Cool J]
March... {*4X*}
Boomdizzle baby
Way back in 1776
Who would have thought we would have these chicks
Some kind of slim and some extra thick
They make me feel so patriotic
Man, American girls are somethin to see
I bet Thomas Jefferson would love BET
This is a celebration all across the land
Light the fireworks, bring out the marchin band
Uncle L, I love the heartland
South Carolina, they're lookin so tan
Out in Kansas, they're so outlandish
Up in Nebraska, I know what'cha after
Bubble baths and Budweiser, joy and laughter
A good ol' boy that's not tryin to gas ya
American girl, no doubt who the best are
I get harder faster than a car from NASCAR
Make Paul Revere wanna ride again
The red coats are comin, fuck it, let 'em in
The King of England woulda left us alone
If he saw Jessica Simpson eat an ice cream cone
Teeny bikini, red white and blue
A-merican girl, I salute you
From Massachusetts to Albuquerque
Back to the midwest, as sweet as dessert be