[OWEN]
This morning everything was going great
Woke up on top of it all
Honestly, I didn't see that I would fall
Flash-forward and I really cannot overstate
How totally my ship went down
And now my son might run me out of town
I'd love to change what I have done
But I don't have that kind of control
Failed Father Island, here I come
Where I'll eat only sand and poop in a hole
I thought I was a genius
But it turns out I just a dumb dad
A *raspberry* on a scale of one to ten
Why didn't I foresee this?
I ruined this day and now I'm sad
Please, can we do today again?
[PAIGE]
Hello, today is going great
Knock wood, I'm on top of it all
Honestly, I never expected this windfall
This morning everything was going great
Woke up on top of it all
Honestly, I didn't see that I would fall
Flash-forward and I really cannot overstate
How totally my ship went down
And now my son might run me out of town
I'd love to change what I have done
But I don't have that kind of control
Failed Father Island, here I come
Where I'll eat only sand and poop in a hole
I thought I was a genius
But it turns out I just a dumb dad
A *raspberry* on a scale of one to ten
Why didn't I foresee this?
I ruined this day and now I'm sad
Please, can we do today again?
[PAIGE]
Hello, today is going great
Knock wood, I'm on top of it all
Honestly, I never expected this windfall
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