Anything Vine Can Do, YouTube Does Better Jon Cozart (Ft. Thomas Sanders)

[Intro: Jon Cozart]
Five, six, seven, eight

[Refrain: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Anything you can do, I can do better
Vine can do anything better than You... Tube
No, it can't
Yes, it can
No, it can't
Yes, it can
No, it can't
Yes, it can
(Yes, it can) (No, it can't)
If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater (Well...)
Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
(No, you're not) (Yes, I am)

[Verse 1: Thomas Sanders & Jon Cozart]
Vine is just a gimmick (Only for a cynic)
I can do impressions (I can help depression) (Ugh)
Education vids made me a grad and YouTube is free
(Uh, wait for the ad) (Hmm)