My First Wedding The Wombats

[Verse 1]
This is my first wedding and I hope that it's my last
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned, yeah, because the bar is near and the champagne's for free

[Refrain]
Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Verse 2]
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick
If I've got no feelings for her, then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song, I pray it isn't love
'Cause she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of

[Refrain]
Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Chorus]
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start